This is a list of ten things pertaining to the small joys in the wonderful world of a Respiratory Therapist
10. Blood in the hub of a PVD patient.
9. Found red pen in emerge.
8. The PB 840 Ventilator (my favourite!)
7. A lonely elevator ride on a weekdays
6. "White, tight, bright"
5. Non precaution patients
4. Poly- Traumas followed by bilateral thoractomies in the Resus room.
3. "3-4-5 keeps the diaphram alive"
2. Short rounds. Amen!
1. Fog in the tube, CO2 dector colour change, and bilateral chest rise = Success
And now...
Here are ten things pretaining to the not so nice "joys" in the wonderful world of a Respiratory Therapist.
10. We need Nitric and The Oscillator. Now.
9. Pre and post spirometries
8. Pentamidine treatments.
7. Inhaled Trobamycin treatments, BID.
6. Sputum Inductions
5. MRI @ 1900hr
4. Lost pens
3. Failed Quality Control on Blood Gas machine.
2. Q1H ventolin treatments
1. Celestal Discharges.
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